The Beauty of The Game
1) After seeing Maradona's current success in 2010 World Cup,
Pele says: " He is not a good coach, because he had a bizarre lifestyle which cannot go down well with his team."
William says: "Enough already you two kids! Now everybody's talking about Messi being the new all-time-great, not u guys anymore. Besides u still have the Dutch and the Germans to worry about respectively."
2) After seeing Pele criticizing himself in the paper,
Maradona says: "He belongs in a museum."
William says: "Don't get carried away by your success. Who knows it might be just a flash in the pan..."
3) After seeing many of the so called Great Teams failed miserably in the World Cup,
The Sun newspaper says: "Some may blame the Jabulani ball for spoiling the touch of the world's most sublime players. Others cite the long season they have endured. Still another excuse is the effectiveness of the stifling tactics adopted by opposing teams."
William says: They came with hopes from many resting on their million dollar shoulders.
Messi? The wonderboy still keeps us wondering why exactly the goals he had scored up until today is exactly ZERO.
Rooney? The British Bulldog who terrorizes defense looked like my friend's timid chihuahua trying to show some teeth when the linesman disallowed Lampard's goal.
Torres? The Spanish Matador and poster boy of Liverpool was substituted in each and every of the Spanish game, seemed to have lost his shine even when not playing under Benitez.
Ronaldo? The Portugese megastar and fashion icon just couldn't score. And on the way to his only goal, he even lost sight of the ball only for it to land on the back of his head and bounce perfectly into his path for an opportunity even my granny couldn't miss.
Terry? I guess he can blame his under-performance to the absence of Vanessa Perroncel.
Superstars? More like Superflops.
4) After seeing themselves through the Group of last 16 with a win over USA,
The Ghanaians say: "We have a great chance of winning the World Cup this year."
William says: "Obviously they didn't know Brazil, Argentina, Germany, Spain and Holland are still very much alive and kicking."
5) After seeing England stars performed like school boys in the World Cup,
Thomas Muller says: "England have too many alpha males."
William says: "Yes, it showed when they were going after each others' wife during mating season."
6) After seeing England's underwhelming performance in the World Cup,
Gary Neville says: "The FA has to show backbone over Capello's failure."
William says: "Poignantly, the Englishmen were inverterbrates during the competition."
7) After seeing Portugal got beaten by Villa's solitary goal,
Ronaldo says: "You want to know what happened to us? Ask Queiroz."
William says: "Ask Capdevila on his outrageous play-acting that got Ricardo Costa sent off."
8) After seeing John Terry conceded 4 goals in the absence of Ferdinand,
Demichelis says: "I wouldn't say I performed that badly with Argentina. Not good, but also not that bad. But definitely better than Terry. If I were him in that match, then I wouldn't be allowed back to Argentina."
William says: "If I were him, I'd ask an ostrich how to bury my head in the ground."
9) After seeing the squad humiliated in Africa,
The French says: "You can put the blame on either: (Option A) Raymond-dono-what's-he's-t
William says: "..." (Because no words could describe the disgrace the French team has brought)
10) After seeing the Germans walloped England 4-1,
Sean says: "Esc" --> "Main Menu" --> "Option" --> "Restart Game"
William says: "Just pull the plug of your PC."
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